That Time the Ascended Masters Went Bowling- A light hearted look at the Ascended Masters.

If I was going to be on a bowling team, I would want the ascended master bowling team. I think the best part of the team would be having the conversations while waiting for my turn. Each time you sit back down, you get a new ascended master sharing their wisdom, insights and joy while we all share in how delightfully irreverent the game is. I’m also pretty sure they would be great bowlers. I’m mean think about, they got these amazing powers right? I can definitely see each of them bowling by holding the ball with both hands and rolling it out between the legs.

But Shin, who are the Ascended Masters? Well, the Ascended Masters are spiritually enlightened people who have ascended to a higher plane of existence after completing their earthly work in physical form. These beings achieved a high level of spiritual mastery and enlightenment, and they often serve as guides or teachers to those on the spiritual path. Just to be clear, I am not an ascended master. With that, let's get bowling!

**Buddha** steps up first, holding the ball with a serene smile. "In the stillness of the mind, one finds the path. Each roll of the ball is a meditation, a moment to be fully present. Let go of attachment to the outcome and embrace the journey."

**Jesus** prepares for his turn, looking at his companions with kindness. "Let us bowl with love in our hearts and joy in our souls. In each frame, we find opportunities to lift each other up and share in the divine light that unites us all."

**Krishna** twirls the bowling ball playfully before addressing the group. "In this cosmic play, we are all actors in a divine drama. Enjoy the dance, the laughter, and the shared moments, for they are the true essence of our existence."

**Quan Yin**, holding the ball gracefully, turns to the others with compassion. "Bowling, like life, is an act of balance and grace. Approach each frame with gentleness and patience, and let the love within you guide your every move."

**Saint Germain**'s eyes sparkle with wisdom as he speaks. "Every roll is a transmutation, turning lead into gold. Focus your intention, harness the violet flame within, and watch as challenges transform into triumphs."

**Lao Tzu** takes a deep breath, exuding tranquility. "Flow like water, effortlessly and naturally. The ball's journey is a reflection of our own—yield to the present moment and let the Tao guide your hand."

**Hilarion**, with a gentle smile, nods to the group. "In the pursuit of knowledge, we find clarity. Let us bowl with an open mind and a spirit of discovery, for every strike and spare holds a lesson in wisdom."

**Serapis Bey**, focused and composed, shares his thoughts. "Discipline and dedication lead to mastery. Approach each roll with precision and purpose, for it is through our efforts that we perfect our craft."

**Mother Mary**, with a nurturing gaze, offers her words. "Infuse each moment with love and compassion. In this game, as in life, it is our care for one another that creates harmony and joy."

**Melchizedek**, radiating ancient wisdom, speaks. "Let the sacred geometry of the universe inspire your movements. Each frame is a symbol of our interconnectedness, a reflection of the divine order."

As each master takes their turn, the golden light continues to stream down, illuminating the celestial bowling alley and filling the space with a sense of divine harmony and joy. The alley echoes with their laughter and wisdom, creating a scene of perfect spiritual bliss.

**Buddha** gently rolls his ball and watches it glide down the lane. Turning to **Jesus**, he smiles, "You know, this game reminds me of the middle path. Balance and precision."

Jesus chuckles, "Indeed, Buddha. It’s like finding the perfect balance between faith and works. Speaking of which, how do you think Quan Yin is doing with her approach?"

**Quan Yin** releases her ball with grace, her eyes serene. She joins them and says, "It's all about flowing with compassion, isn't it? Each roll is like a gentle act of kindness."

**Krishna** twirls his ball, preparing for his turn. "Exactly, Quan Yin. And a bit of playful spirit doesn’t hurt either. Life, after all, is a divine dance. Care for a friendly wager on the next frame?"

Buddha laughs softly, "Krishna, you always bring such joyful energy. It’s infectious."

**Saint Germain** steps up, his violet aura shimmering. "Joy and transformation go hand in hand, my friends. Each roll is an alchemical process, turning our intentions into reality."

Lao Tzu, leaning casually against the ball return, adds, "And like water, we must flow effortlessly, adapting to each moment without resistance."

**Hilarion**, picking up his ball, nods in agreement. "True, Lao Tzu. In every roll, there is a lesson to be learned, a new insight to be gained."

**Serapis Bey** watches Hilarion’s technique closely. "Discipline, my friend. It’s the path to mastery in bowling, as in life. Each frame is an opportunity to hone our skills."

**Mother Mary** gently pats the shoulder of the next player. "And let us not forget to infuse each moment with love and compassion. Even in competition, there is room for kindness."

**Melchizedek** steps forward, his eyes reflecting ancient wisdom. "Indeed, Mary. The geometry of our actions forms patterns in the universe. Each roll, each interaction, contributes to the divine tapestry."

Jesus looks around at his friends, a smile spreading across his face. "This is what makes our gatherings so special. Wisdom, joy, compassion, and learning, all rolled into one celestial game."

Krishna winks at Buddha, "Shall we see who gets the next strike? Remember, it’s all part of the cosmic play!"

Buddha grins, "Indeed, Krishna. Let’s roll."

And so, with each turn, they continue their game, sharing wisdom, laughter, and the golden light that binds them in eternal friendship.